“I’ll beat [Olympic gold medalist] Michael Phelps in swimming before Barack Obama wins North Carolina.”Well, brother, I surely hope you've been taking lessons, because the AP says the number of uncounted provisional/absentee ballots is fewer than the distance by which Obama leads McCain. Shorter AP: Obama wins North Carolina. Welcome to Blue, tarheels!
11/6/08
Hey Lindsey: Time to go swimming, douchebag.
